Downloadable sat nav voices

Grant as Withnail in Withnail and I - "These aren't accidents! Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance! Hopefully, we'll hit 88 mph, before the needle gets much past ". Jackson - "We happy?

We happy? I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man"! From Gone With the Wind. It's alive"! Shane, come back"! Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time"! It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it"! From The Sixth Sense. From 12 Monkeys. From Unforgiven. Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again". From Fargo. That, or die alone"! Are we there yet? Can we get a picture of a nubile Sophia Loren on the screen of the sat-nav, too please?

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We also have a monthly magazine which you can buy in newsagents or subscribe to online — print and digital versions available. We put the LifeSaver Liberty filter water bottle to the test in the wild. T3 is part of Future plc, an international media group and leading digital publisher. There are preloaded usernames to choose from to make you feel like you're the Hoff himself as you drive around town in your Toyota Camry — I mean Trans Am. Labelled GLaGPS, this voice emulates Portal's eerily soothing antagonist — an artificial intelligence that leads the player through morbid testing chambers.

What better way to get around than to be directed by a maniacal computer that could either lead you to the nearest petrol station or to your ultimate doom? Another voice you might not trust giving you directions is Stewie, the menacing, evil-genius baby from animated series Family Guy. These cartoon voices sound less choppy and computerised than some of the former voices, so they score extra points from us. Apart from being an iconic actor, Christopher Walken's constant mid-sentence pauses match up exactly with the awkward mid-directional pauses from your standard GPS.

It's not hard to picture his droning voice blaring from a Navman. An honourable mention here goes to William Shatner — the Star Trekking master of mid-sentence pauses. But most importantly there is one giant foul-mouthed void in the GPS voice-over market: Samuel Jackson. When there aren't any kids in the car, who wouldn't want the Pulp Fiction and Snakes on a Plane star to command you to "Turn left in metres, [expletive deleted — Ed.

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